मुल्ला नसरुद्दीन के किस्से व हास्य-रहस्य

CHAPTER 1.
"O.k., I'll do it," replied his friend.
When they got back to the dock, the Mulla asked, "Did you mark that spot?"
"Sure," said the second, "I put a chalk mark on the side of the boat."
"YOU NITWIT," said Nasrudin. "HOW DO YOU KNOW WE WILL GET THE SAME BOAT
TOMORROW?"
135.
One evening when a banquet was all set to begin, the chairman realized that no minister was present
to return thanks. He turned to Mulla Nasrudin, the main speaker and said, "Sir, since there is no
minister here, will you ask the blessing, please?"
Mulla Nasrudin stood up, bowed his head, and with deep feeling said, "THERE BEING NO
MINISTER PRESENT, LET US THANK GOD."
136.
"Have I not shaved you before, Sir?" the barber asked Mulla Nasrudin.
"NO," said Nasrudin, "I GOT THAT SCAR DURING THE WAR."
137.
A barber was surprised to get a tip from Mulla Nasrudin, a customer, before he even climbed into
the chair.
"You are the first customer, Mulla," he said, "ever to give me a tip before I cut the hair."
"THAT'S NOT A TIP," said Nasrudin. "THAT'S HUSH MONEY.
138.
"Thankful! What do I have to be thankful for? I can't pay my bills," said one fellow to Mulla Nasrudin.
"WELL, THEN," said Nasrudin, "BE THANKFUL YOU AREN'T ONE OF YOUR CREDITORS."
139.
The pilot at the air show was taking passengers up for a spin around town for five dollars a ride.
As he circled city with Mulla Nasrudin, the only customer aboard, he his engine and began to glide
toward the airport.
"I will bet those people down there think my engine couped out," he laughed. "I will bet half of them
are scared to death."
202 (Jokes of Mulla Nasrudin) 36 Osho