मुल्ला नसरुद्दीन के किस्से व हास्य-रहस्य

CHAPTER 1.
"What's the matter with you," Nasrudin yelled back.
"I HIT HER, DIDN'T I?"
27.
Mulla Nasrudin, disturbed by the way his taxi driver was whizzing around corners, finally said to him,
"WHY DON'T YOU DO WHAT I DO WHEN I TURN CORNERS – I JUST SHUT MY EYES."
28.
Mulla Nasrudin stood quietly at the bedside of his dying father. "Please, my boy," whispered the old
man, "always remember that wealth does not bring happiness."
"YES, FATHER," said Nasrudin, "I REALIZE THAT BUT AT LEAST IT WILL ALLOW ME TO CHOOSE
THE KIND OF MISERY I FIND MOST AGREEABLE."
29.
One philosopher said in the teahouse one day: "If you will give me Aristotle's system of logic, I will
force my enemy to a conclusion; give me the syllogism, and that is all I ask."
Another philosopher replied: "If you give me the Socratic system of interrogatory, I will run my
adversary into a corner."
Mulla Nasrudin hearing all this said: "MY BRETHREN, IF YOU WILL GIVE ME A LITTLE READY
CASH, I WILL ALWAYS GAIN MY POINT. I WILL ALWAYS DRIVE MY ADVERSARY TO A
CONCLUSION. BECAUSE A LITTLE READY CASH IS A WONDERFUL CLEARER OF THE
INTELLECT."
30.
Mulla Nasrudin, hard of hearing, went to the doctor.
"Do you smoke?"
"Yes."
"Much?"
"Sure, all the time."
"Drink?"
"Yes, just about anything at all. Any time, too."
"What about late hours? And girls, do you chase them?"
202 (Jokes of Mulla Nasrudin) 11 Osho